Huggies Simplex 1

Don't be fooled by imitators.  Huggie Herpes Super Store is the only one stop shop for the baddest herpes. Specializing in hard to find purebred and desirable designer brand herpes.  Need a Gucci sore? We got it! Thinking small yet irritating is a better fit for you? Try our popular Teacup herpes.

Visit us once for a lifetime of memories.  Located in Upper Darby, PA right after 69th St.

Burger did a bad bad thing

Huggie takes his love of signs in a new direction.  Dog shaming

Zonkeys need not apply

Is your horse eating you out of house and home?  Tired of having the cops called to your house because your unicorn mauled the neighbors kids again?  Sick of stepping in rainbow poop on the carpet?

There comes a time when you have might have to admit that horse and unicorn care was more than you bargained for.  Those cute little foals and unicoals grow up to be quite a handful.  We at Huggie Horse Adventures offer market rate prices for all horses and unicorns.  ANY CONDITION!  Rest peacefully knowing your beloved pet is in good hands with us.  Just don't try and pawn off any Zonkeys on us.  They are devils on 4 legs.  No Zonkeys.

Doctor Huggie's Snip and Stitch

Specializing in innie to outie and outie to innies.  

Satisfaction guaranteed or the next one is free.  Senior discounts available. 

Ask about our happy hour specials.  

On a budget?  Inquire about our layaway special. 

Coming soon: Sex changes for pets.

Visit Doctor Huggie today for a free consultation. Eleventy-Seven W. Baltimore Ave.  Phila PA.

Disillusioned In Three Dimensions

Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost

Seriously dudes.  I need to watch Captain Eo!

Hungry Hungry Hipsters

Mobile Hipsters.  We bring the new to you.

Had a couple cancelations the night of your party?  Spice up the guest list with Mobile Hipsters.  Need a Bar Mitzvah date?  Mobile Hipsters love Bar Mitzvahs.  None of your friends know how to ride fixies? Mobile Hipsters do.  Card night with grandma?  We are so in.   For all your hipster needs contact Mobile Hipster today.  We are hipsters.  And we are mobile.  What's not to get?  Bartering accepted.

Shameless Self Promotion

I want to thank the good people over at NPR (WHYY) and Naked Philly for thinking that I am interesting enough to fill the airwaves and internet with my smooth voice and jaunty looks.  Or maybe it was just a really slow news season?  Either way, I feel very fortunate to have been able to share my work and words with some great people.

Please enjoy the links:

Whyy/NPR

Picture taken from Emma Lee/NewsWorks

Naked Philly

We do do dat Voodoo

The charm of big city living sometime runs dry. Madame Huggie can help!

 Do your neighbors keep you up blasting cumbias till dawn?  Does Mrs. Ruth's "darling angel" terrorize your block with his ATV gang?  Is neighbor Scoops leaving puppy poops on your stoop?

You've tried the police and you've tried being polite.  Shoot, you might have lost your temper and gave them nuisance neighbors a piece of your mind.  But if you really want to drive away the neighbors for good, contact Madame Huggie's Hexing Service.  For the low-low price of your first born child, we guarantee a supernatural eviction and peace of mind for you and your entire family. Well…almost your entire family.

Call today, before someone calls Madame Huggie on you!