We do do dat Voodoo

The charm of big city living sometime runs dry. Madame Huggie can help!

 Do your neighbors keep you up blasting cumbias till dawn?  Does Mrs. Ruth's "darling angel" terrorize your block with his ATV gang?  Is neighbor Scoops leaving puppy poops on your stoop?

You've tried the police and you've tried being polite.  Shoot, you might have lost your temper and gave them nuisance neighbors a piece of your mind.  But if you really want to drive away the neighbors for good, contact Madame Huggie's Hexing Service.  For the low-low price of your first born child, we guarantee a supernatural eviction and peace of mind for you and your entire family. Well…almost your entire family.

Call today, before someone calls Madame Huggie on you!

Causality

I have a lot of ideas.  Most bad.  Some good.  Every bandit sign I see think of how I can change it.  Too much of my  time is spent concocting fake lost or wanted flyers to plaster the neighborhood.  Most of the ideas never come to fruition.  They are either too weird, abstract, or offensive.

This one fits the last description.  I had serious worries that if I puts this up an army of Mommies in baby bjorns would chase me down with pitchforks and torches.  So I never posted outside. Just online for my 5 fans to enjoy. So…enjoy.

Puppy Bowl VIII

When a neighborhood pup makes it big time, Huggie wants everybody to know.  Check out the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet during the Super Bowl halftime show to see Philly's finest spotted mutt in action.  Or just sleeping.  Whatever, it will be cute and a whole lot more entertaining than watching Madonna's gristly arms.  http://animal.discovery.com/tv/puppy-bowl/

"Scouting Report: Pepper has the body of a linebacker and the stamina of a sloth"