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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Hungry Hungry Hipsters

Mobile Hipsters.  We bring the new to you.

Had a couple cancelations the night of your party?  Spice up the guest list with Mobile Hipsters.  Need a Bar Mitzvah date?  Mobile Hipsters love Bar Mitzvahs.  None of your friends know how to ride fixies? Mobile Hipsters do.  Card night with grandma?  We are so in.   For all your hipster needs contact Mobile Hipster today.  We are hipsters.  And we are mobile.  What's not to get?  Bartering accepted.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Shameless Self Promotion

I want to thank the good people over at NPR (WHYY) and Naked Philly for thinking that I am interesting enough to fill the airwaves and internet with my smooth voice and jaunty looks.  Or maybe it was just a really slow news season?  Either way, I feel very fortunate to have been able to share my work and words with some great people.

Please enjoy the links:


Picture taken from Emma Lee/NewsWorks

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

We do do dat Voodoo

The charm of big city living sometime runs dry. Madame Huggie can help!

 Do your neighbors keep you up blasting cumbias till dawn?  Does Mrs. Ruth's "darling angel" terrorize your block with his ATV gang?  Is neighbor Scoops leaving puppy poops on your stoop?

You've tried the police and you've tried being polite.  Shoot, you might have lost your temper and gave them nuisance neighbors a piece of your mind.  But if you really want to drive away the neighbors for good, contact Madame Huggie's Hexing Service.  For the low-low price of your first born child, we guarantee a supernatural eviction and peace of mind for you and your entire family. Well…almost your entire family.

Call today, before someone calls Madame Huggie on you!