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Monday, June 18, 2012

The Fracks of LIfe

Fractals in Nature?
Headed up north to God's Country for father's day weekend.  Came prepared with some gorilla upskirt goodness.  Harvesting this natural gas is guaranteed not to contaminate the water.  Can't say the same thing for the air though.

Friday, June 1, 2012


I have a lot of ideas.  Most bad.  Some good.  Every bandit sign I see think of how I can change it.  Too much of my  time is spent concocting fake lost or wanted flyers to plaster the neighborhood.  Most of the ideas never come to fruition.  They are either too weird, abstract, or offensive.

This one fits the last description.  I had serious worries that if I puts this up an army of Mommies in baby bjorns would chase me down with pitchforks and torches.  So I never posted outside. Just online for my 5 fans to enjoy. So…enjoy.