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Thursday, March 14, 2013

Cash for me Gold

Happy Saint Patty's Day! 

Deals like this are once in a lifetime.  Anybody who has ever seen acclaimed actor Warwick Davis in any of the Leprechaun movies knows that once you steal a leprechaun's gold, misfortune is soon to follow.  In the spirit of St. Patty's Day we here at GorillaUpskirts have convinced our local Leps in hood to let bygones be bygones and offer amnesty on all questionably acquired leprechaun gold.  So what are you waiting for?  Trade in the gold cache for cold hard cash today. No question asked.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

A Topicle Artical

Testical torsion is no practicle joke. Call today for a clinicle screening and we'll throw in a free rectle exam .