Hug-a-delphia

Welcome to Philadelphia. Or at least my version of Philadelphia. You are now tuned into Gorilla Upskirts and Huggie Butterworth.
What's not to get?

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Right Awn!

For better or for worse, South Philly is changing.  With new neighbors come new stores and new ideas.  The old way of life is slowly disappearing yet recent transplants still can have a hard time fitting in with the old guard.  Yeah, you can try abandoning the privacy of your backyard in favor of the communal common space of your stoop.  You can try "fancyfying' your window with popcorn decorations and ugly vases.  You can even try screaming at friends down the block rather than knocking on their door.  But it probably will not work.

The fact is my friends, awnings are king in South Philadelphia.  If your voice can't make it to the end of the  street, have your house be heard from the top of the block.  Rent an awning, because a little bit of shade goes a long way.

philly shit

Oh yeah.  We customize them too.  Loud and proud!

Monday, May 19, 2014

Don't Hate..Decorate

It's makeover season and that tired house of yours needs some TLC.  Let Huggie make that boring row-home a show-home! Our qualified professionals have what it takes to make your house and patio shine.  No job is too small: from the smallest stoop spruce ups to roof deck rehabs. Call today for a free estimate.

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Sunday, April 6, 2014

Call Meow!



Exterminators are so outdated.  Let our team of professional pest control cats work for you.  Huggie's Ex-purr-minators will rid your property of vermin and even pay you for the harvest.  Some exterminators take weeks to rid properties of mice and vermin.  Our ex-purr-minators provide instant results and will proudly prance around the house and  show you each and every critter caught.  

So what are you waiting for.  Call Meow!
Call Meow


bandit sign street art
Some our out satisfied mouse free customers.


Saturday, February 8, 2014

From Crime Time to Prime Time

Did you have a lucrative night on the streets? Maybe you made off with a nice haul of cash, credit cards and even a couple of cell phones?  Why stop the profit from pilfering there?  Don't just dump the pocketbooks on the street after you get the goods. Gorilla Upskirts will turn turn your pocket books into pockets full of cash!

Street Art Philly

Our consultants are trained to make estimates in mere seconds and will assist you in trading in your purses and high-end handbags for cash.    Look for our pop up shops conveniently located in numerous back alleys, train tracks and subway stations through the city. And remember…..

You Steal Em..We Deal Em


Huggie Bandit Signs


Monday, January 13, 2014

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Sell now and prosper



Remember when a tank of gas could get you to Romulus and back? Times have changed and inter-galaxy travel is not as affordable it once was.  Don't let that starship of yours rust away in your hangar.  Come down to Star Track Lounge and speak to one of our professionals about getting cash for your starship. We welcome all species and races and are conveniently located in designated neutral zone in scenic South Philadelphia.  Located just off wormhole 32.

Star Trek street art

Monday, November 18, 2013

Someone is in the dog house


When it comes to getting out of your dog house, trust the biggest name in canine real estate.  Burger the Dog was voted the best Realtor in 2011 and 2012 by the Animal Welfare Institute and won the prestigious Red Baron award last year.  Let Burger be your "best friend" in Real Estate.