Welcome to Philadelphia. Or at least my version of Philadelphia. You are now tuned into Gorilla Upskirts and Huggie Butterworth.
What's not to get?

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Call Meow!

Exterminators are so outdated.  Let our team of professional pest control cats work for you.  Huggie's Ex-purr-minators will rid your property of vermin and even pay you for the harvest.  Some exterminators take weeks to rid properties of mice and vermin.  Our ex-purr-minators provide instant results and will proudly prance around the house and  show you each and every critter caught.  

So what are you waiting for.  Call Meow!
Call Meow

bandit sign street art
Some our out satisfied mouse free customers.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

From Crime Time to Prime Time

Did you have a lucrative night on the streets? Maybe you made off with a nice haul of cash, credit cards and even a couple of cell phones?  Why stop the profit from pilfering there?  Don't just dump the pocketbooks on the street after you get the goods. Gorilla Upskirts will turn turn your pocket books into pockets full of cash!

Street Art Philly

Our consultants are trained to make estimates in mere seconds and will assist you in trading in your purses and high-end handbags for cash.    Look for our pop up shops conveniently located in numerous back alleys, train tracks and subway stations through the city. And remember…..

You Steal Em..We Deal Em

Huggie Bandit Signs

Monday, January 13, 2014

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Sell now and prosper

Remember when a tank of gas could get you to Romulus and back? Times have changed and inter-galaxy travel is not as affordable it once was.  Don't let that starship of yours rust away in your hangar.  Come down to Star Track Lounge and speak to one of our professionals about getting cash for your starship. We welcome all species and races and are conveniently located in designated neutral zone in scenic South Philadelphia.  Located just off wormhole 32.

Star Trek street art

Monday, November 18, 2013

Someone is in the dog house

When it comes to getting out of your dog house, trust the biggest name in canine real estate.  Burger the Dog was voted the best Realtor in 2011 and 2012 by the Animal Welfare Institute and won the prestigious Red Baron award last year.  Let Burger be your "best friend" in Real Estate.

Monday, September 30, 2013

Couch-tober Fest!

Couch-tober Fest is once again upon us.  For 31 days only we are offering cash for your sectionals, love seats, sofas, and ottomans.  Sorry, futons need not apply. 

Give me your tired springs and outdated velour,
Your soiled cushions yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your Ikea store.
Send these, the couches, tempest-tost to me,
I will deliver cash at your door.*

So what are you waiting for?  Come on down to Huggie's Discount Furniture Store; The Ellis Island of home decorating!

* No refunds given for valuables found between the cushions.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Rough Riders

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, 
And no one can fly a horse of course 
That is, of course, unless the source is the famous Mr. Huggie 

Flying horses are hard to come buy.  Finding a trained equestrian pilot is even harder. But luckily….


Contact Mr. Huggie for all your horse flying needs today.  With over 2 years experience and a certification from Pegasus University, Mr Huggie is the best thing riding four legs and two wings around.  Get a certified horse pilot are available for all occasions:

Polo matches
Vertical farming
and block parties (Ask about our "my little pony" package)