Pimps don't pay taxes

Balling on a budget.  Everything is trashy on a bandit sign.

(Why's the sun gotta shine like that???)

Hoagie Jones Jr.

Houses are great and all, but you can't live off of them.  Hoagies on the other hand offer excellent life sustaining energy.  Sell your house for hoagies.

Hoagies for houses - Subs for shells - Grinders for garages - Cubanos for condos

Take a chance with your lost romance

Don't let your romance recession lead to depression,

when loves checks out, cash in with gorillaupskirts.

City Sasquatch Sightings!

It seems nothing is safe from the disastrous effects of global warming and unchecked development.  The myth know by many names  has moved out of the woods and into the hood.   Call it the Urban Sasquatch, Ghetto Yetti,  or Downtown Yowie; recent sightings of this big city cryptid have been on the rise.  GorillaUpskirts is proud to offer "Cash for your Bigfoot pictures".

La Virgen de Cisne

What a bargain!

Note:  The sign was taken down after 1 week.  All that trash is still there.  Figures.

Puppy Bowl VIII

When a neighborhood pup makes it big time, Huggie wants everybody to know.  Check out the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet during the Super Bowl halftime show to see Philly's finest spotted mutt in action.  Or just sleeping.  Whatever, it will be cute and a whole lot more entertaining than watching Madonna's gristly arms.  http://animal.discovery.com/tv/puppy-bowl/

"Scouting Report: Pepper has the body of a linebacker and the stamina of a sloth"

This is how we do it

South Philly does it like nobody does.

Let's flip the track, bring the old school back

It was all a dream, that Reid would get a championship ring!

Fly Eagles fly, on the road to mediocrity

It hurts to post this one; especially since we all had such high hopes for the season.  Eagles, we still love you.  But maybe a little tough love will do you good.