Welcome to Philadelphia. Or at least my version of Philadelphia. You are now tuned into Gorilla Upskirts and Huggie Butterworth.
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Monday, September 30, 2013

Couch-tober Fest!

Couch-tober Fest is once again upon us.  For 31 days only we are offering cash for your sectionals, love seats, sofas, and ottomans.  Sorry, futons need not apply. 

Give me your tired springs and outdated velour,
Your soiled cushions yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your Ikea store.
Send these, the couches, tempest-tost to me,
I will deliver cash at your door.*

So what are you waiting for?  Come on down to Huggie's Discount Furniture Store; The Ellis Island of home decorating!

* No refunds given for valuables found between the cushions.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Rough Riders

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, 
And no one can fly a horse of course 
That is, of course, unless the source is the famous Mr. Huggie 

Flying horses are hard to come buy.  Finding a trained equestrian pilot is even harder. But luckily….


Contact Mr. Huggie for all your horse flying needs today.  With over 2 years experience and a certification from Pegasus University, Mr Huggie is the best thing riding four legs and two wings around.  Get a certified horse pilot are available for all occasions:

Polo matches
Vertical farming
and block parties (Ask about our "my little pony" package)