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Sunday, December 15, 2013

Sell now and prosper

Remember when a tank of gas could get you to Romulus and back? Times have changed and inter-galaxy travel is not as affordable it once was.  Don't let that starship of yours rust away in your hangar.  Come down to Star Track Lounge and speak to one of our professionals about getting cash for your starship. We welcome all species and races and are conveniently located in designated neutral zone in scenic South Philadelphia.  Located just off wormhole 32.

Star Trek street art