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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

That's what friends are for!

Took one from the vault today.  Last year about 10 friends and 100 of these flyers celebrated my buddy's bachelor party in the Poconos.  While he was busy we covered every inch of the cabin, every tree on the property, every bathroom in every bar in town, and even brought a few to the strip club.  He didn't think it was as funny as we did.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Bandit Sign Bombings

Painting the town brown!

And it does wonders for your complexion.

Zombie Cat

"Have you seen me? Our son Daniel ran away last Friday. He was last seen wearing jeans, his beloved Phillies cap, and a black jacket. He is 17 years old, 3 feet 4 inches tall and approximately 80lbs. Please contact us at if you have even the tiniest information. Come back Daniel. Life is too short already."

Damn girl, them diabetic socks are sexy.

Bucks for baby fat