Hold yer Sea Horses

Sea Horse Parking Only.  Monday - Friday 8am - 6pm.  

Violators will be towed by Poseidon Towing.

From Crime Time to Prime Time

Did you have a lucrative night on the streets? Maybe you made off with a nice haul of cash, credit cards and even a couple of cell phones?  Why stop the profit from pilfering there?  Don't just dump the pocketbooks on the street after you get the goods. Gorilla Upskirts will turn turn your pocket books into pockets full of cash!

Our consultants are trained to make estimates in mere seconds and will assist you in trading in your purses and high-end handbags for cash.    Look for our pop up shops conveniently located in numerous back alleys, train tracks and subway stations through the city. And remember…..

You Steal Em..We Deal Em

Someone is in the dog house

When it comes to getting out of your dog house, trust the biggest name in canine real estate.  Burger the Dog was voted the best Realtor in 2011 and 2012 by the Animal Welfare Institute and won the prestigious Red Baron award last year.  Let Burger be your "best friend" in Real Estate.

Your Doomsday Bunker or Mayan?

World didn't end?
Stuck with an unsighlty Apocalypse shelter in your backyard?
Is that Doomsday bunker taking up too much space in your cramped basement?

          WE BUY UGLY BUNKERS!

Mistakes happen.  We all make them.  But don't be wrong twice.    Recoup some of the precious funds you spent prepping for a false Armageddon by selling your shelter.  For a limited time only we are buying all unused Doomsday bunkers and fallout shelters.  Act fast because just like the Mayans, this deal will not last long!

  

              

Not only am I the president, I'm a member too.

What do Black Dynamite, Rasputin, and Wilt Chamberlain have in common?  They are all alumni of Huggie's self help course "The 7 habits of highly fuckable people".  Our easy program is guaranteed to work 100% of the time 92.4% of every time.   Call today for a free 24 hour trial.

With Love, Philadelphia

Philly has a lot to offer.  Tourists seem to get that.  One of the reasons is our extremely successful With Love campaign.  It is clever and funny; but it is not directed towards that special group of people called Philadelphians.

I love this city.  My artwork would not be the same if I lived anywhere else.   While I appreciate the campaigning to attract others here, I think we need to spend some time getting Philadelphians to respect and love the city they call home too.  People don't call it Filthadelphia for no reason.  I am continually shocked at  the sheer number of residents who trash the streets and see their litter as somebody else's problem.  Our city is rated in the top 5 dirtiest cities in America every year.  And it all starts with one kid throwing one bag of chips on the ground and nobody telling him that his actions are wrong.







Last night, Huggie took a stand:

Now I know what you are thinking, "Did Huggie attach that with binder clips?".  Of course not. That was just to keep it in place while the industrial grade adhesive dried.  But this story has a sad ending. This sign didn't even last 24 hours before somebody managed to rip it down.  Do you know what they did with it?  They left it on the fucking ground on top of a pile of cinderblocks, bags and other trash that have been cultivating on the spot.  

Somebody obviously did not get the message.  Or maybe they did and left it is a message for me.  Either way I learned two things from this:

1.  I am not giving up.  More of these signs will be flooding the neighborhood.

2.  I need some advice for a better adhesive. 

Huggies Simplex 1

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Visit us once for a lifetime of memories.  Located in Upper Darby, PA right after 69th St.