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Monday, September 3, 2012
Zonkeys need not apply
Is your horse eating you out of house and home? Tired of having the cops called to your house because your unicorn mauled the neighbors kids again? Sick of stepping in rainbow poop on the carpet?
There comes a time when you have might have to admit that horse and unicorn care was more than you bargained for. Those cute little foals and unicoals grow up to be quite a handful. We at Huggie Horse Adventures offer market rate prices for all horses and unicorns. ANY CONDITION! Rest peacefully knowing your beloved pet is in good hands with us. Just don't try and pawn off any Zonkeys on us. They are devils on 4 legs. No Zonkeys.