Hug-a-delphia

Welcome to Philadelphia. Or at least my version of Philadelphia. You are now tuned into Gorilla Upskirts and Huggie Butterworth.
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

The Origin of GorillaUpskirts

Here is the very first bandit sign I every created:


Obviously the original unaltered sign was a honest to God attempt to drum up skydiving business for some hungry young company.  On numerous occasions I passed by these signs and found myself dumbfounded at who this advertising campaign was directed towards.  By nature bandit signs are found in the less affluent or working class neighborhoods of cities.  This often means these signs are hung on abandoned buildings or nailed high up on telephone poles outside corner stores.  This particular sign was sandwiched on a telephone pole between a Papi store and a burned out shell.  Litter was rampant on the street.  Yet amidst this carnage of decay was a proud testament to the determination of advertisers.

"Skydive" the sign read, and listed all the appropriate contact information.   I have gone skydiving.  It was an amazing experience and one I spent some time researching before I went.  Friends were asked for advice, websites were combed for reviews, and numbers were called for estimates. But nowhere in the backdrop of my inspiration was a pile of abandoned tires, a boarded up rowhome and bandit sign proclaiming the virtues of free falling out of an airplane.  I just couldn't fathom who would trust their life to a company that engaged in this predatory advertising.

So I did what any red blooded American with a pitbull and an iPhone would do.  I started collecting these signs, changing the messages and putting them back up for the internets to enjoy.  I figured if advertising for skydiving is apparently acceptable behavior, what else will people accept as normal?  The answer is not yet defined.  But let it be known that Huggie has peppered the urban landscape with plenty of altered bandit signs offering "cash for gold teeth" in attempt to find out.

Side Bar:

Remember when I asked " What else we people accept as normal?"  Remember when I thought a burned out building was a weird place to advertise.  I take it all back.  This picture below is not a Gorilla Upskirts production. I actually found this while exploring Mount Moriah Cemetery this weekend.  I repeat, this is real.  Not a joke.  Somebody actually placed this bandit sign in an abandoned graveyard. And that wasn't the only one I found.  An advertisement for a daycare was holding down  the fort as well.  



Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Monday, October 1, 2012

Huggies Simplex 1



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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Monday, September 3, 2012

Zonkeys need not apply


Is your horse eating you out of house and home?  Tired of having the cops called to your house because your unicorn mauled the neighbors kids again?  Sick of stepping in rainbow poop on the carpet?

There comes a time when you have might have to admit that horse and unicorn care was more than you bargained for.  Those cute little foals and unicoals grow up to be quite a handful.  We at Huggie Horse Adventures offer market rate prices for all horses and unicorns.  ANY CONDITION!  Rest peacefully knowing your beloved pet is in good hands with us.  Just don't try and pawn off any Zonkeys on us.  They are devils on 4 legs.  No Zonkeys.


Sunday, August 19, 2012

Doctor Huggie's Snip and Stitch


Specializing in innie to outie and outie to innies.  

Satisfaction guaranteed or the next one is free.  Senior discounts available. 

Ask about our happy hour specials.  

On a budget?  Inquire about our layaway special. 


Coming soon: Sex changes for pets.


Visit Doctor Huggie today for a free consultation. Eleventy-Seven W. Baltimore Ave.  Phila PA.


Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Disillusioned In Three Dimensions

Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost






Seriously dudes.  I need to watch Captain Eo!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Hungry Hungry Hipsters

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