Hug-a-delphia

Welcome to Philadelphia. Or at least my version of Philadelphia. You are now tuned into Gorilla Upskirts and Huggie Butterworth.
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Sunday, January 13, 2013

Your Doomsday Bunker or Mayan?

World didn't end?
Stuck with an unsighlty Apocalypse shelter in your backyard?
Is that Doomsday bunker taking up too much space in your cramped basement?

          WE BUY UGLY BUNKERS!

Mistakes happen.  We all make them.  But don't be wrong twice.    Recoup some of the precious funds you spent prepping for a false Armageddon by selling your shelter.  For a limited time only we are buying all unused Doomsday bunkers and fallout shelters.  Act fast because just like the Mayans, this deal will not last long!


  



              


Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Can't teach an old bird new tricks


It is hard to believe that a year has passed since I posted my first "Dream Team" flyer.  Sadly time has not been kind to us. Our beloved Philadelphia Eagles are even worse off than they were last year.   We at Gorilla Upskirts believe it is time to say goodbye to our dear friend Andy.

A once exciting coach with new plays has blossomed into a stubborn stache with a playbook that a Pops Warner coach could guess.  One could argue that over the last few years and possibly even longer; the Eagles did not win because of Andy Reid's coaching, they won in spite of his coaching.  

All I want for Christmas is (not) you!


Happy Holidays 


Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Not only am I the president, I'm a member too.

What do Black Dynamite, Rasputin, and Wilt Chamberlain have in common?  They are all alumni of Huggie's self help course "The 7 habits of highly fuckable people".  Our easy program is guaranteed to work 100% of the time 92.4% of every time.   Call today for a free 24 hour trial.


Tuesday, November 6, 2012

With Love, Philadelphia

Philly has a lot to offer.  Tourists seem to get that.  One of the reasons is our extremely successful With Love campaign.  It is clever and funny; but it is not directed towards that special group of people called Philadelphians.

I love this city.  My artwork would not be the same if I lived anywhere else.   While I appreciate the campaigning to attract others here, I think we need to spend some time getting Philadelphians to respect and love the city they call home too.  People don't call it Filthadelphia for no reason.  I am continually shocked at  the sheer number of residents who trash the streets and see their litter as somebody else's problem.  Our city is rated in the top 5 dirtiest cities in America every year.  And it all starts with one kid throwing one bag of chips on the ground and nobody telling him that his actions are wrong.







Last night, Huggie took a stand:








































Now I know what you are thinking, "Did Huggie attach that with binder clips?".  Of course not. That was just to keep it in place while the industrial grade adhesive dried.  But this story has a sad ending. This sign didn't even last 24 hours before somebody managed to rip it down.  Do you know what they did with it?  They left it on the fucking ground on top of a pile of cinderblocks, bags and other trash that have been cultivating on the spot.  

Somebody obviously did not get the message.  Or maybe they did and left it is a message for me.  Either way I learned two things from this:

1.  I am not giving up.  More of these signs will be flooding the neighborhood.
2.  I need some advice for a better adhesive. 


Tuesday, October 23, 2012

The Origin of GorillaUpskirts

Here is the very first bandit sign I every created:


Obviously the original unaltered sign was a honest to God attempt to drum up skydiving business for some hungry young company.  On numerous occasions I passed by these signs and found myself dumbfounded at who this advertising campaign was directed towards.  By nature bandit signs are found in the less affluent or working class neighborhoods of cities.  This often means these signs are hung on abandoned buildings or nailed high up on telephone poles outside corner stores.  This particular sign was sandwiched on a telephone pole between a Papi store and a burned out shell.  Litter was rampant on the street.  Yet amidst this carnage of decay was a proud testament to the determination of advertisers.

"Skydive" the sign read, and listed all the appropriate contact information.   I have gone skydiving.  It was an amazing experience and one I spent some time researching before I went.  Friends were asked for advice, websites were combed for reviews, and numbers were called for estimates. But nowhere in the backdrop of my inspiration was a pile of abandoned tires, a boarded up rowhome and bandit sign proclaiming the virtues of free falling out of an airplane.  I just couldn't fathom who would trust their life to a company that engaged in this predatory advertising.

So I did what any red blooded American with a pitbull and an iPhone would do.  I started collecting these signs, changing the messages and putting them back up for the internets to enjoy.  I figured if advertising for skydiving is apparently acceptable behavior, what else will people accept as normal?  The answer is not yet defined.  But let it be known that Huggie has peppered the urban landscape with plenty of altered bandit signs offering "cash for gold teeth" in attempt to find out.

Side Bar:

Remember when I asked " What else we people accept as normal?"  Remember when I thought a burned out building was a weird place to advertise.  I take it all back.  This picture below is not a Gorilla Upskirts production. I actually found this while exploring Mount Moriah Cemetery this weekend.  I repeat, this is real.  Not a joke.  Somebody actually placed this bandit sign in an abandoned graveyard. And that wasn't the only one I found.  An advertisement for a daycare was holding down  the fort as well.  



Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Monday, October 1, 2012

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Wednesday, September 19, 2012