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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

The Handy Man Can

It happens all the time.  People come up to me like "Huggie, I got this house.  It was my grandmas but ever since she passed its been sitting vacant.  I don't know what to do with it".  Don't Worry About! 

Huggie fux wit houses!

Anything house related; trust me, Huggie fux with it.  

Need a new roof?               I fux wit it.
Looking to sell?                  I fux wit it.
Putting up drywall?             I fux wit it.
      Plumbing problems?           I fux with that.
                           Dirty dishes?             Nah.  Huggie don't fux wit dishes.

24 hour service.  Most days a week. 
 Guaranteed to be done when you least expect it. 

Mention this ad and get a free upgrade to "Deluxe Fux" which includes a free Hurricane Malt Liquor happy hour with Huggie and the boys on your front stoop.   Call now!

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