Not Loving It?

That's a lie.  I believe I could eat a 250 piece nugget all by myself.  They are like dog treats for humans.

Junk. Me Encanta.  

The GoodFeathers

Thunder Thunder ThunderBird!

The Thunderbird was once thought to be a mythical creature contained only in the legends and stories of Native Americans.  Miraculously sightings of these majestic creatures have been reported in cities all across the Americas.  Although indigenous to North America, some claim to have spotted these giant fowls  as far away as Europe.  

Acclaimed ornithologist and big bird advocate Gaia had dedicated his life to tracking down these critters.  Too modest to ask for help in his quest to protect the Thunderbird, Gorillaupskirts has stepped in to ensure the safety of our feathered friends in Philly.

Don't believe everything that you breathe

Huggie Jonestown Kool-Aid.  Helps you stay Kool!

We Buy Gold!

Turn that mouthful of carats to a pocket full of cash.  Just ask this guy!

Happy Easter!

Zombie's and Easter go together like the boogie boogie and the boogity bang.  But once Easter is over, people go back to discriminating against our undead brethren.  Life is hard when your only Earthly desire is human flesh.  It appears some conscience minded zombies are trying to take the whole scary and evil part out of devouring human brains and obtaining them in a way sure to make any red blooded American proud; Cash!

Waka Waka Waka

Huggie is as bad as he wants to be!

We rob houses!

How long till the next guy will rob your house in 6 seconds?  Capitalism at its finest! 

Fatty Catty

Cute as a button and worth a lil sumpin'

I got a litter at home that I'm fattening up.  Gonna cash out big on these kitties.