Don't believe everything that you breathe

Huggie Jonestown Kool-Aid.  Helps you stay Kool!

We Buy Gold!

Turn that mouthful of carats to a pocket full of cash.  Just ask this guy!

Happy Easter!

Zombie's and Easter go together like the boogie boogie and the boogity bang.  But once Easter is over, people go back to discriminating against our undead brethren.  Life is hard when your only Earthly desire is human flesh.  It appears some conscience minded zombies are trying to take the whole scary and evil part out of devouring human brains and obtaining them in a way sure to make any red blooded American proud; Cash!

Waka Waka Waka

Huggie is as bad as he wants to be!

We rob houses!

How long till the next guy will rob your house in 6 seconds?  Capitalism at its finest! 

Fatty Catty

Cute as a button and worth a lil sumpin'

I got a litter at home that I'm fattening up.  Gonna cash out big on these kitties.

Food for Thought

We've all seen the "We Buy Houses" signs.  Some of our blocks are lined with them.  Think they will be interested in this offer?

PS. If having a Keith Haring mural on it didn't protect this house; what will be the fate of this beautiful Gaia piece?

Pimps don't pay taxes

Balling on a budget.  Everything is trashy on a bandit sign.

(Why's the sun gotta shine like that???)