Waka Waka Waka

Huggie is as bad as he wants to be!

We rob houses!

How long till the next guy will rob your house in 6 seconds?  Capitalism at its finest! 

Fatty Catty

Cute as a button and worth a lil sumpin'

I got a litter at home that I'm fattening up.  Gonna cash out big on these kitties.

Food for Thought

We've all seen the "We Buy Houses" signs.  Some of our blocks are lined with them.  Think they will be interested in this offer?

PS. If having a Keith Haring mural on it didn't protect this house; what will be the fate of this beautiful Gaia piece?

Pimps don't pay taxes

Balling on a budget.  Everything is trashy on a bandit sign.

(Why's the sun gotta shine like that???)

Hoagie Jones Jr.

Houses are great and all, but you can't live off of them.  Hoagies on the other hand offer excellent life sustaining energy.  Sell your house for hoagies.

Hoagies for houses - Subs for shells - Grinders for garages - Cubanos for condos

Take a chance with your lost romance

Don't let your romance recession lead to depression,

when loves checks out, cash in with gorillaupskirts.

City Sasquatch Sightings!

It seems nothing is safe from the disastrous effects of global warming and unchecked development.  The myth know by many names  has moved out of the woods and into the hood.   Call it the Urban Sasquatch, Ghetto Yetti,  or Downtown Yowie; recent sightings of this big city cryptid have been on the rise.  GorillaUpskirts is proud to offer "Cash for your Bigfoot pictures".